• 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I read this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this story. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this post. This is your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

      • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        I was on that bus. It might sound exaggerated, but if anything he’s being overly modest about how things went down. It’s going to be a good while until my electrolyte levels recover from the experience.