TempleOS.

Debian is more like a honda accord or toyota prius.
Reliable, and only real car guys know they’re cool.
Bazzite:

SteamOS:

Android:

If Debian has to be something on four wheels it’ll be a lorry. Something that does nothing fancy but absolutely essential and is doing alright thank you very much.
Yeah whatever Debian is it definitely has a roof and no fins out of the box.
openSUSE

Tiny Core Linux(/Alpine/Void/etc)

OpenWrt

Debian should be a small truck (i.e. one that’s actually used for cargo, not as a penis prosthetic), and the bottom right is clearly Gentoo!
1995 Toyota Hilux

I can’t remember the name of it, but there’s one type of inexpensive small truck that I see people wishing for in the US constantly. Very utilitarian and barebones function over form. That would be a good fit.







