I know certain sentiments are coming, so I’ll put this here: Three Mile Island wasn’t the unmitigated disaster that fearmongers would have you believe. It was an ultimately harmless accident that was highly publicized because of poor communication and irresponsible sensationalist journalism.

More on the topic: https://youtu.be/cL9PsCLJpAA

It’s on an island, yes. In a river, ten kilometres from a dense urban region.

intestines to drop into the scrotum

I was perfectly fine without the knowledge that that can happen.

Depends on the country. Where I live, the maximum permitted by law is 30 days (unless both the employer and the employee agree on a different termination period). That goes for both firing and quitting.

Step one, inherit daddy’s South African emerald mine and child slaves.

Step two, use that blood emerald money to fund lots of insane projects.

Step three, wait until the engineers make some of them work. Be very vocal about successful projects, and silent about failures.

Alternative: infest a promising independent project (something cool and futuristic like electric cars), buy yourself the title of “founder”, and act like it was your idea all along.

Step four, offer a completely insane idea to rescue children inside rocket fuel tanks, then accuse your largest critic of pedophilia.

No wonder republicans hate education, schools are taking away their minors!

> Be 18
> Mister

Glory to our trans homies

Is this guy a complete moron?

I hope it’s a rhetorical question and you didn’t just now realize it.

Never look up the Hungarian name for the bassoon.

Guess I’m not spending that Christmas with my family after all…

What do you mean? That guy is clealy…

(sunglasses)

…playing with spirits.

Instructions unclear, entire class is now sentient dust sealed inside their armor.

A man from the Soviet Union wants a new washing machine, but he can’t afford to buy it. Fortunately he works at a washing machine factory, so he decides to steal one part every day until he has everything he needs. A year later he finally has all of the parts and begins assembling it in the evening. By the next morning, he realizes he’s built a T-34 tank.

It wasn’t uncommon for Soviet military installations to be disguised (poorly) as civilian buildings. They lied to everyone, even the workers themselves, but it was an open secret. I wouldn’t be surprised if they brought the practice back.

Naaaw, my dude! *finger guns*

I watch the Daily Silksong News. Tomorrow, for sure…

it’s okay, just tell the AI to reproduce that image one-to-one. The result definitely doesn’t have enough human authorship to qualify for protection.

Fesh Pince of Blair

Philip Banks

Ah crap, it’s real. Banks wants to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bank making operation out of his banks.

They also make it unreasonably difficult to move a wiki to another platform, even if the wiki’s owners and the community want it.

Cooked is the correct neologism, but not only for crabs.