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cm0002@lemmings.world to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month ago

Im tired boss

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Im tired boss

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cm0002@lemmings.world to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month ago
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    Baywatch me eat this food off the floor.

  • Zannsolo@lemmy.world
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    Had a meeting with a new guy on my team and the PM asked him to get on camera. When he does you can see he’s sitting in bed shirtless even though he tried to keep it to just his face. I was like WTF I later found out he’s a paraplegic and I felt bad for him.

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    Dad getting a divorce just rented an apartment.

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    Anyone who hasn’t drunkenly eaten a burger off the floor raise their hands I fucking dare you.

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      💪 Kebab is better that burger!

      I also don’t drink much but if I did, I would eat something better of the floor.

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      🙌 what it is, ho, what it do

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        Samesies! I’m fully sober when I do shit like that, so that I can regret it extra hard.

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      Why would you fucking call me out like that SMCF! I thought you were cool :c

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      Is shoenice dead yet? Dude’s body needs to be studied after he does.

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        Still kicking

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    Is that alec Baldwin?

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      That is The Hoff!

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    Ah the classics never get old.

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