Ah, so you only like movies and shows with penis fight scenes

The only thing Dubya was good for was being so reviled that we got absolute bangers for years.

Anyway, here’s a 20 year-old song about using military action to steal.

Loaners for anyone else who needs to look like they’re part of an insightful conversation

Your reaction is 100% correct, but also the Hanson brothers are pretty physically attractive now. Their opinions are about as disgusting as your cousin’s, though.

Also, when my friends found out that I had a crush on the youngest one (he’s a couple of years older than I am), they made fun of me and called me gay. I told them they were jealous cuz I was gonna marry a celebrity. Not that I was anywhere near it, but glad I dodged that bullet!

But I can only count to four

I watched Colin Furze for the first time in some time, recently. I was surprised by how much more calm and measured he seemed. And then I realized it was likely because he was a little older, had more people in his life to be careful for, and probably moving a little slower in general. And then I felt old. And sad. And surprisingly irrelevant.

Goddamn guberment took my eyebrows, but they can’t take my guns!

Spy Hunter

I don’t know why, but seeing you comment on your comments to further edify and clarify is oddly satisfying. Hit us with some more of those facts!

Me carrying the toilet to the other bathroom where my wife is sitting on the toilet: here, hold my socks like this.

rather than going to more bombs for genociding Palestinians

Got it. Who shall we genocide instead? /s

Can’t let the spotlight fade, gotta defeat another straw-man…

What are we going to do, stop invading ourselves?

For realsies, though, as an American, it’s hard to comprehend just how massive and far-reaching our military is. We are a terrifying threat to all mankind.

I would ruin my santa pants.

It’s poop, isn’t it…

AI lover, Yoda

My lab partner and I made the most reactive version of this we could and got it ripping hot before dropping in a gummy bear. Then we stood under the fume hood making lightsaber noises.

NO, I DON’T JUDGE PEOPLE FOR BEING HAIRY!

My gun collection is as vast as my dick is big. 2.

Derekshithispantsthereville

I got all you losers beat:

• Console with RCA connectors or ant>RCA adapter
• Plugged into the video-in adapter on my camcorder
• Hooked up via firewire 400 to my sister’s 2000 iMac
• Running in cracked video editing software
• Didn’t know how to resize the windows, so my game only took up about 20% of the CRT

I bet y’all can’t even handle how jealous you are of my sweaty ass being cooked by humming electronics while failing levels over and over due to unnecessary latency.

I used this setup when I was grounded, which was frequent. Which also meant that I had to be really quick-like in setup and teardown and always had to pack everything back up when I was finished/heard the garage door open, to hide the evidence. My dad would check the temperatures of all the TVs around the house to make sure I wasn’t using them, but I was allowed to use the computer for homework and video editing.