Just a warning: it’s easy to get it stuck in your head. I showed it to my mom (who thought it was hilarious) and now at random times there’s a ~60 year old woman wandering around the apartment singing ‘🎶 Show me your genitals! Your genitals! Show me your genitals! Your genitaliaaa! 🎶’ lmao!
Thank you! And this is the joke I was referencing:
A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”
DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Goan… spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Goan fuck yourself!”
The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”
DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Knock knock. Who’s there?
It’s me.
Wondering why you’re not naked.
Knock knock. Who’s there?
Me again!
Still wondering why you’re not naked.
Knock knock. Who’s there?
Smee. Smee who?
Smee again.
Still wondering why you’re not naked.
If Smee wants to see that, they’ll have to message me for my payment details first!
Here’s a YouTube link to the classic song/video we were quoting, in case you or anyone else passing through may be interested.
Show Me Your Genitals by Joe Lajoie
Just a warning: it’s easy to get it stuck in your head. I showed it to my mom (who thought it was hilarious) and now at random times there’s a ~60 year old woman wandering around the apartment singing ‘🎶 Show me your genitals! Your genitals! Show me your genitals! Your genitaliaaa! 🎶’ lmao!
Thank you! And this is the joke I was referencing:
A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”
DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Goan… spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Goan fuck yourself!”
The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”
DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!”
Haha! I love that! I hadn’t heard that one yet. Thank you for sharing it! :)