Ah yes, good, old fashioned language.

Those hobbits are queer, but they are most gay.

Okay, I am convinced that hobbits were rabbits in an early draft.

• Big ears
• Long hairy feet
• Timid
• Unadventurous
• Live in burrows underground
• Steal vegetables from the neighbor’s fields

So when that meme comes around about tying the ring to a rodent and carrying the rodent, I think “yeah that’s exactly what Gandalf did”