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Before humans invented barns, barn owls were actually called “bar nowls”. They were a type of nowl that lived in bars. It wasn’t until barns were invented that they changed species and changed into owls.
Feels like a Calvin’s Dad explanation.
Field mice: “I am the beginning; the alpha and omega. All is one”

“So the prophecy is fulfilled”
Praying Mantis when humans develop religion
Before that they were just called “big grabby bugs.”
Field mice when humans invented agriculture:
^ Fuck yeah! Now this is what I’m squeekin’ about! ^
Lol I thought of Field mice too
What’d they say before we invented barns?
Who
The owls.
Who
No, I mean, what did the people call them!
Who
Barn owls! What were they called before barns!
Who
barred owls have no comment other than where is dinner



