Cool, haven’t seen this re-posted in over 18 hours, was starting to get worried I’d never see this hilarity again. Whew!
- I’m something years old
- Didn’t buy myself a pizza.
- Not “parents.”
- Not “get lucky”
- I set a goal and have yet to achieve it.
- Some discipline, too much awareness, bad priorities
Has CPA grindset vibes.

How does that relate to Brians Cock? Did he play a character like that?
I didn’t watch Succession past an episode or two, but probably there.
Unrelated, his pocket square looks like a horse head.
Given that they now give out loans for people to buy pizza, that’s a solid achievement.
At my job we get like half of a pizza FOR FREE maybe once or twice a year. It’s not a personal pizza, but still. Pretty crazy bonus.
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Any pizza is a personal pizza if you’re not afraid to live life.
“Hey Guy! 😢 Why can’t I make friends? I bought zza🍕” psalms 32:39
30 years from now young people would find this meme and will complain that you could afford the real deal, and not just a taste simulation.
Hahahaha, oh my god this made me sad inside in the funniest way
His kids are going to resent him when he brags about this in 30 years, and roll their eyes when he suggests maybe they just need to learn to be more responsible about rationing their Soylent Green.
Set achievable goals. This is inspirational.
IDK why they have a personal pizza size. Technically, any size pizza I order for myself is a personal pizza.
Any pizza is a personal size pizza, if you try hard and believe in yourself. Any pizza is a family size pizza, if you’re an orphan.
Hell yeah! Same!
This is why you need to move to Brooklyn where they make 40 inch pizzas and sell them by the slice. There is little risk of you consuming a 15lb pizza in one sitting.
There is little risk of you consuming a 15lb pizza in one sitting.
Silence, mortal!
Not really looking to move to New Zealand, although the Wellington Region seems nice, not going to move around the world just because they have some nice pizza in Brooklyn there.
Isn’t Brooklyn in a really dangerous country? I heard they’re at war and they have concentration camps, I wouldn’t want to move there.
“I’ll take 16 slices, please.”
In my late 20’s i’d order 2 stuffed-crust pep lovers and two large ceasar salads every friday night, then go raiding in warcraft. I lived alone.
Sometimes I’d eat half a pizza on friday, and one of the salads, sometimes a whole.
Are you my brother from another mother?
Could be, could also just be humans of distinguished taste :)
This just sounds like a good ass time and I miss being able to do this. Just replace WOW with Persona 5 and the pizza with a 6 pack and a bacon cheese burger from Parkway Deli
At the time, I never thought I’d miss all that :)
Started a family, had a couple of kids, negative time left.
I think for a retirement, I just wanna be jacked in the matrix :)
It’s important to set achievable goals.
Well, he’s got the grip for it.
#builtdifferent #dailygrind






