Don’t be silly. Trump doesn’t know how to use Ubuntu.
It’s so simple even a Republican can use it
That’s not a Trump laptop. No children were molested in the making of it.
Eh. Depending on where those parts were sourced…
Especially the pizza box.
Where’d they get that clean pizza box? That shit ain’t cheap.
it should be using VibOS, not ubuntu
still using my pizza gateway 3000 🐄
The mouse should be wrapped into some kind of golden aluminum foil
Still more real than those Trump phones suckers pre-ordered
That one I don’t understand. It’s just a gold colored Chinese phone from Alibaba. Probably they put more effort in designing the box than
designing the phone itselfchoosing the right tone of the gold color for the plastics. It takes 1 week of consultation with the manufacturer (ok, two weeks, because they need to explain how important that a gold wallpaper is set as default) and two months to import them. What are they waiting? Mr FIFA peace prize just want the money and deliver a “air” phone?
ngl I once dreamed of making something similar but with full on PC specs in a suitcase but then I remember I cant do any of the things I need to be able to do to make that
I bet it would be depressing as fuck to watch that fat asshole try to Google how to fix something.
Need to be spray painted gold to be a Trump-top

The fact that it turns on makes it a top 5 Trump product
To be a trump laptop, needs to be made in China, and then a cheap coat of gold paint is applied by American
prison slavelabour.“designed in America, made in China” added to it
“Assembled in amerikkka”
This is definitely the best in cyber that money can buy.
Smh my head, with all that chassis space, they could have used a mechanical keyboard







