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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

happy international womens day💜

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happy international womens day💜

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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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  • bonk_go_to_horny_jail@piefed.social
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    I get major Tumblr girl vibes from OP

  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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    Okay but like I like blowjobs and it makes me not want to go down on a girl if she won’t reciprocate. I deal with it because I like eating pussy but it’s definitely on my mind when it’s my turn and she doesn’t want to reciprocate.

    • jali67@lemmy.zip
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      Yeah I like going down but I would never stay with someone that can’t reciprocate

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    I love giving but my gf hates receiving. How I wish it wasn’t so

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    I am Spartacus that man.

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    I’m sorry, It turns out I’m not a man u.u

    But that does explain why I was so turned off at the prospect of getting sucked (yuck) Because this junk on me is the wrong parts!

    The most fun relationships I’ve had, my own body was hardly even acknowledged and I made it all about what I can do for my partner ^^

    Besides, receiving sexual gratification of any kind is aggressively mid to me anyway, because I’m pretty sure I’m on the asexual spectrum.

    I want to please my partners solely because I’m panromantic and when anyone i love has a good time i get the warm fuzzy giddy mushy sappy tingles~ :3

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    Love it when they eat you out and are immediately ready to stick it inside

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    sorry, most importantly committed, also enby. but i think what you’re looking for is silty loam, not a man.

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    I can be that man ;)

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    Exactly what my first response used to be on Lemmy NSFW, which would be the first thing I’d do, while I was still into that phase. There’s no shortage of such men.

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    aaand we’re talking about men

    • ameancow@lemmy.world
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      It’s called “bait” and it’s what 90% of the internet is now.

      • Alloi@lemmy.world
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        im a master baiter, myself.

        • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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          We had a junior high school office called Officer Bates. That dude hated us intensely lol.

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    Funny that international women’s day is only 23 hours long this year

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    Well that’s just a man you hate though ?

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    Happy Hate Men Day!

    Because that’s what this is. It’s not a celebration of women, it’s an occasion for women to hate on men. Which is, sadly, what feminism has become.

    Shame.

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      What kind of Incel is this? Why are there so many of these?

    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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      Incel vibes

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      ok bro

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      bruh

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    Lesbian cheatcode

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    I’m very fortunate that my partner loved giving blow jobs, she’ll even just randomly start sucking my dick unprompted because she’s filthy and enjoys it so much.

    That said when I met her, she wasn’t as keen on receiving but luckily enough I have been able to warm her up to it more, because I love eating her delicious cunt.

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      Can you ask her to write a tutorial on how to enjoy getting ate out pls, cuz I can suck dick all day long, but the second there’s a face anywhere near my twat, I’m instantly closed for business. And I know my husband wants to too, I just… ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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      I see you are a recent refugee of lemmynsfw

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        No, just filthy.

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      You’re fantastic. I’ve always wanted to slap others when they use the word ‘suck’ as a bad thing. It’s like, dude, you don’t like it when I attempt to inhale your dick?!?

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        Yeah I never quite understood why when something “sucks” it’s a bad thing, but when something “blows” it’s also bad? Yet a good blow job or suck job is the best!

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      Romance isn’t dead

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