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minus-squareits_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up137·1 day agoThey obviously don’t wear glasses.
minus-squareSiethron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down1·1 day agoThat’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.
minus-squareits_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up76·1 day agoIt took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that’s probably close to her prescription.
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·20 hours agoI’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.
minus-squareassassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·19 hours agoI think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.
minus-squareTehhund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoNo, you’re thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.
minus-squareRivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoThat’s an occultist. An opthalmologist is an appointed official who investigates complaints by taxpayers against government departments.
minus-squareTehhund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 hours agoYou’re thinking of an ombudsman. An ophthalmologist is a grappling submission that uses your legs and hips to hyperextend an opponent’s shoulder joint.
minus-squaretryagain@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·19 hours agoI think you’ll find he’s a cancer specialist, actually.
minus-squareByteJunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·19 hours agoI think you’ve confused his job. The study of fields is very interesting for birds.
minus-squareT00l_shed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 day agoHe should have had his scribe write the joke
minus-squareRakonat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoKnock knock, Hi. That’s internet famous to you, sir!
They obviously don’t wear glasses.
That’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.
It took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that’s probably close to her prescription.
Ophthalmologist
I’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.
I think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.
No, you’re thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.
That’s an occultist.
An opthalmologist is an appointed official who investigates complaints by taxpayers against government departments.
You’re thinking of an ombudsman. An ophthalmologist is a grappling submission that uses your legs and hips to hyperextend an opponent’s shoulder joint.
I think you’ll find he’s a cancer specialist, actually.
I think you’ve confused his job. The study of fields is very interesting for birds.
Gesundheit
He should have had his scribe write the joke
Knock knock, Hi. That’s internet famous to you, sir!
No such thing