• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 days ago

    Just start saying gradually more and more insane stuff.

    “The cutest puppy just ate my sandwich”

    “Omg I just lost my exclamation point”

    “The cutest puppy just ate my face”

    “I just met a leprechaun”

    “The cutest puppy and I just had dinner”

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      1 day ago

      Gotta go more unhinged than that. Send shit like, “Homie and I just smashed hella antelope with the drive thru chick at an Arby’s in Montana”

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        14 hours ago

        Then follow that up with “it seemed impossible but we’re gonna have babies but we need to antelope to Wisconsin”