Now, 404 Media reports that Quittr leaked data about hundreds of thousands of users’ masturbation habits as well as lied about its security issues.
Doesn’t Mike Johnston and his son use this?
CovenantEyes, which is basically a surveillance app that you set up between you and an “accountability partner” who can see every webpage you browse and be alerted if it’s potentially pornographic.
Basically “JESUS IS WATCHING YOU”.
I’m pretty sure a psychiatrist is what someone needs for this kind of thing not an app
Oh no, someone might find out they jerk off EVERY DAY!
Rookie numbers
doing it on multiple days every day
Bunch of wankers
How does it work? Is it showing photos of that orange cunt tRump?
Is this the one Mike Johnson and his son use?
I think they use covenant eyes, which sees every web page that you view and analyzes text and pictures on every web page. When there is something flagged as sexual on the web page, it sends a report to your “accountability partner”. Not sure exactly what’s on the report, but safe to assume it shows web address, date, and time that the web page was loaded.
Huge security breach to be on the Speaker’s computer.
ask his “MYSTERIOUS son”
Wha… t. Fuck, I hate society.
when no nut november turns into no privacy april
No Privacy Perpetuity
:/
Mama didn’t raise no quitter!
what a jerk off thing to do
Have my upvote and jack off 🖕😡
❌ antifa
✅ antifap
LMAO
Huh, I wonder if I should share intimate potentially embarrassing and blackmail worthy details with some random tech company who had an app
Well, that depends, are they also charging you a ludicrous sum of money each month? It would make me feel a lot more confident sharing my intimate details if they also required my credit card. The only thing that could set my mind more at ease would be extensive biometrics
Blackmail? There’s an app for that!
Blackmailr? Shoot, sign me up! Intake question 1: Have you ever whacked it on a plane to join the “half-mile-high club?”
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So he decides it’s all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden, the hydraulics kick back in, and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever you know, away and deboard. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
- Brodie Bruce
Well did he cum or what?
If they never shared the story, how in fuck did Brodie know‽
Eyewitness testimony.
I figure he means they all shuffled off the plane looking at the floor. Unless they all kept in touch after beating off together on a plane they have no way to know if anyone told someone else afterwards.
Well sonny, do you whack off? Well I won’t tell anyone for 3 bit coin.
After the initial amazement, reason kicked back in: of course there would be an app for that, and of course some people would use it and share their intimate life with a company they know nothing about, because it has a bold line “We value your privacy” somewhere on its website.
I bet it did.
