First time?

Biggest loser. And apparently only gives third rate blow jobs.

If it crashes the hardware will suddenly be dirt cheap though so. There’s that.

Hit the pharmacy, delete the gym, cowboy up.

As soon as someone who can make a 400yd shot to center mass gets put in a tighter spot than they are now.

All the Somalians I have met have been hands down the kindest, chillest, most wonderful people.

I haven’t met Trump, but I met his kids. I’d jump at the chance to deport them.

France, laughing with a functional nuclear arsenal…

Heaters are gonna hate but the only way to get a third party in office is, wait for it, vote for them…

Fucking excuse me?

They have a higher velocity, you know.

Truly the most progressive politician of our time. Nobody else is going to fight for superior blacks.

I mean realizing that the country you went against your people for is basically a giant evil pyramid scheme of fraud, extortion, and bigotry is probably a pretty deep psychological blow.

Aspirin can also save a life (heart attack/stroke)/day from a hangover.

Throw in a razor blade, tweezers, a safety pin, a lighter, and you’ve got a stew going.

Ysk alcohol is a worse first aid antiseptic than chlorhexidine or iodine. Causes tissue necrosis.

She got a GoFundMe?

Yep, educated brown women. Their fucking nightmare.

Oh it’s already happened.

You’d have a moral obligation to rip the bandaid off.

If you’re a fan of the first amendment, don’t forget the other ones.