dIRE gAYS of Hormuz
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The BENDY of Hormuz
Sorry, the Iranian government beheaded them.
Should be easy to find, I bet they’re FABULOUS.
I would think, given the region’s attitude to LGBTQA+, they’d be incredibly difficult to find.
However, once you have found them and they are in a space they feel safe to be their full self, you’d have the best Iftar of your life!
“In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. In Iran, we do not have this phenomenon. I don’t know who has told you we have that.”
Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Sept 2007
I don’t know about Hormuz, but the straight of Dover is about the only straight guy in Dover, the rest is all gay AF (and fabulous).
Or the eldritch wide of hormuz
I’m a Gay Whore… Muz.
I’ve fucked a lot of dudes but I’m straight as an arrow.
Probably a sexy cousin.
Wouldn’t it be a “gay of heteruz”?
For a “strait”, Hormuz sure takes a lot of seamen. Live your truth, Hormuz.
Bold of you to assume it’s not a woman.
Almost like a whormuz. (Sorry).
