I just watched “the brothers Grimsby” and it was very relevant.

No!!! What should I do now!

Yeah hold the Good pasta!

Exactly. Welcome to the club LOL.

Some Portographic actors and actress have incredible skills specific to them doing porn that people do want to pay for. Its not just about having great looking bodies but showing the sex act as pornographically as possible to the viewers at home. There’s skill behind every scene. Even in those scenes where the actor or actress gets used like a strawberry cheesecake sandwich, there’s still skill to do that. For that reason I don’t do porn. But I would if I could.

I thought they wanted me to buy a phone. Fuck AI and fuck locked phones.

Mexico just claimed Europa and will be colonizing it on paper as soon as the printer gets new paper. Oh I misspelled republicans.

Oh I miss read your reply. No, I was holding my elbow!

Nope!

How about they get into a thick walled metal box and then someone throws a knife in the box?

Seriously! My wife and I are both very Pornographic when naked. We touch and lick each other’s genitals frequently.

I’ve never brought any of this up to anyone at work. They don’t know which way my penis curls or which of my balls may be larger than the other.

One thing I often never talk about with anyone at all ever is the fact that both my wife and I pee and poop from our genitals. We don’t discuss or find it necessary to explain the size of our genitals to anyone or how big oir poop is or how far we can shoot our pee. None of this is public information.

Just imagine knowing if I shave my crotch or not. And if I did shave my crotch, what would you do differently with your life? Wouldn’t you have to move states? How do your genitals affect your Life? How do other’s genitals affect your life.

OK you like surprises and magic. Right?

Its 6am, I’m a guy and just woke up. I got my own bed and my age is between 20 and 60. What am I holding? The answer may surprise you. Or maybe not.

My kids keep screwing Nintendo. The other day I saw my kid grab a Lego, he slid it on the table and then made it jump over an orange.

I’m waiting for the letter from their lawyers.

My gramma totally screwed Intel. She never used a computer in her entire life.

I’m gonna need a second opinion from a different doctor LOL.

It’s from Costco. Oh shit, This morning I got up from the couch and I took a shower and had breakfast and drove to work. I’m not sure if any of that is not legal anymore.

How about just eating an orange?

Or living under a bridge. Also an option.

Ah, good point. I totally forgot about it.

Hopefully AI won’t replace my job next month.