Lol, I’m just picturing a bunch of middle-aged guys throwing their backs out trying to suplex each other.

As ridiculous as everything with this guy is, going on free dates with his girlfriend and sending himself to a different sports fantasy camp every week is seeming much less damaging than what a lot of other cronies have been up to. I’ll take funding a manchild’s excursions over a pointless war any day.

Send him up in one of Elon’s rockets next for his space camp adventure!