In the near future retirement homes may still have knitting activities, but they’ll also have LAN parties with Warcraft 2, Duke Nukem 3D, Rise of the Triad, Age of Empires, Quake tournaments. All of this along with classic 80s arcade games. We’ll be eating in the dining hall listening to the demo sounds of Dig Dug or Ms Pacman playing softly in the background.
I had this realization about 12 years ago when visiting an elderly relative in a retirement home. There was a recreated whole 1950s diner inside the facility; the booths, black & white tile, heavy use of chrome accents and even the doo-wop music playing on repeat. It struck me that for many of the residents that recreated diner likely represented some of the best times in their life where they were care free and youthful in their primes.
It immediately hit me that I’d be in a facility like that some day (if I’m lucky enough to live that long) and that there would be an equivalent of the diner for GenX me. I realized it would be a 1980s arcade possibly with a shopping mall food court with pastel colors and a sprinkle of orange neon. However, I wouldn’t be able to spend my entire time in that arcade, but I’d be playing the PC and console games of my youth too along with all the other residents that had that exact same desire for those that I would.
Then 15-20 years later, those same glorious halls will echo with the sound of the Halo.
The reverberated utterances of DOUBLEKILL cascading into a TRIPLEKILL, or god bless it an OVERKILL. Our geriatric eyes darting across the screen during a round of swat trying to get that beautiful bullet sway of a perfectly swiped Battle Rifle shot.
Mountain Dew coursing through our ancient and dilapidated bodies. Obliterating the covenant, split screen mayhem, the MLG generation.
In the near future retirement homes may still have knitting activities, but they’ll also have LAN parties with Warcraft 2, Duke Nukem 3D, Rise of the Triad, Age of Empires, Quake tournaments. All of this along with classic 80s arcade games. We’ll be eating in the dining hall listening to the demo sounds of Dig Dug or Ms Pacman playing softly in the background.
You’re making getting put in a home sound pretty awesome.
I had this realization about 12 years ago when visiting an elderly relative in a retirement home. There was a recreated whole 1950s diner inside the facility; the booths, black & white tile, heavy use of chrome accents and even the doo-wop music playing on repeat. It struck me that for many of the residents that recreated diner likely represented some of the best times in their life where they were care free and youthful in their primes.
It immediately hit me that I’d be in a facility like that some day (if I’m lucky enough to live that long) and that there would be an equivalent of the diner for GenX me. I realized it would be a 1980s arcade possibly with a shopping mall food court with pastel colors and a sprinkle of orange neon. However, I wouldn’t be able to spend my entire time in that arcade, but I’d be playing the PC and console games of my youth too along with all the other residents that had that exact same desire for those that I would.
If my nursing home doesn’t have video games and heavy metal, good luck trying to get my ass in the Handivan.
Check yourself into Mattersville
Let’s sure hope the classics are preserved!
Then 15-20 years later, those same glorious halls will echo with the sound of the Halo.
The reverberated utterances of DOUBLEKILL cascading into a TRIPLEKILL, or god bless it an OVERKILL. Our geriatric eyes darting across the screen during a round of swat trying to get that beautiful bullet sway of a perfectly swiped Battle Rifle shot.
Mountain Dew coursing through our ancient and dilapidated bodies. Obliterating the covenant, split screen mayhem, the MLG generation.
Power to the fucking players baby.
MEGA-KILL!
GOD-LIKE!
This has been my only hope for the future
M-M-M-MONSTERKILL!