cm0002@libretechni.ca to Political Memes@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 months agoHegseth was compared with Zapp Brannigan, and I can't unsee itlemmy.mlimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1238arrow-down12cross-posted to: funny@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1236arrow-down1imageHegseth was compared with Zapp Brannigan, and I can't unsee itlemmy.mlcm0002@libretechni.ca to Political Memes@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square31fedilinkcross-posted to: funny@lemmy.ml
minus-squareNOT_RICK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoThis point begs the question, who is Kif?
minus-squareBluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·2 months agoReal life Kif? Rubio - spineless , traitor, blends into the background.
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoKif isn’t a traitor though. Sure he’s cowardly and basically useless, but he’s got a good heart.
minus-squareBluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoZap has destroyed multiple planets and sacrificed his men while Kif just watches. They blew up the DOOP headquarters and attacked the Neutral planet. Tell my wife I said “Hello.”
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months ago“Sir, I don’t think that’s wise.” “Kif, if there’s one thing I don’t need, it’s your ‘I don’t think that’s wise’ attitude”
minus-squareBluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months ago“What shall I do with your Jergens Sir?” “Squirt it on some homeless man with dry elbows.”
minus-squareTheObviousSolution@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoThe average public does not hear about the Kifs, they are too busy having to be productive to compensate.
minus-squareChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Feinberg
This point begs the question, who is Kif?
Real life Kif? Rubio - spineless , traitor, blends into the background.
Kif isn’t a traitor though. Sure he’s cowardly and basically useless, but he’s got a good heart.
Zap has destroyed multiple planets and sacrificed his men while Kif just watches. They blew up the DOOP headquarters and attacked the Neutral planet. Tell my wife I said “Hello.”
“Sir, I don’t think that’s wise.”
“Kif, if there’s one thing I don’t need, it’s your ‘I don’t think that’s wise’ attitude”
“What shall I do with your Jergens Sir?”
“Squirt it on some homeless man with dry elbows.”
The average public does not hear about the Kifs, they are too busy having to be productive to compensate.
We wish we had a Kif.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Feinberg