Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoYour mileage may varylemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1463arrow-down127
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minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·3 months agoThis is why I worship the Sun. It’s actually there and is provably responsible for all life.
minus-squareFrowingFostek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 months agoOf course you do, you’re a space noodle. Whatelse would you worship?
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 months agothe sun might be responssible for life, but the full moon was responsible for getting me laid. (and the wine, and the really nice dinner… and uh. some other stuff.) (it certainly wasn’t my ability to flirt.)
minus-squarebottleofchips@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 months agoJust out of interest - apropos of nothing you understand - did it hit your eye like a big pizza pie?
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 months agoNo, that was a moray (eel).
minus-squareRhaedas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoBut don’t pray to it. Pray to Joe Pesci. He gets things done.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoIDK, the Sun is older and meaner.
minus-squareKnossos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoI appreciate the reference. RIP
This is why I worship the Sun. It’s actually there and is provably responsible for all life.
Of course you do, you’re a space noodle. Whatelse would you worship?
the sun might be responssible for life, but the full moon was responsible for getting me laid. (and the wine, and the really nice dinner… and uh. some other stuff.) (it certainly wasn’t my ability to flirt.)
Just out of interest - apropos of nothing you understand - did it hit your eye like a big pizza pie?
No, that was a moray (eel).
But don’t pray to it. Pray to Joe Pesci. He gets things done.
IDK, the Sun is older and meaner.
I appreciate the reference. RIP