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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Why don't runners stop for a hotdog in the middle of the Chicago Marathon?

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Why don't runners stop for a hotdog in the middle of the Chicago Marathon?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

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Because they can’t catch up.

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