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nifty@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Just put a spray tan over it

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Just put a spray tan over it

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nifty@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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    Buy a fucking hoodie lady.

    *sorry internet, I meant to say “don’t do anything to help with the thing you are complaining about, take more pics and continue whining about it on social media”.

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      The ability and willingness to laugh at yourself is evidence of self-awareness and intelligence.

      Completely missing the point, and thinking someone laughing at themselves is instead “complaining” or “whining,” is evidence of a lack of self-awareness and intelligence.

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        When keeping it shitpost goes wrong.

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          if(calledOut){
              say("It's just a joke bro");
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            That’s some quality cringe buddy, how bad do you wish you could code?

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              …I’m a software engineer… it’s a take on this classic

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                Sure buddy.

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                  🎣

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                    Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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              🎣

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      I don’t mind your hoodie comment. I’m downvoting for the terrible use of apostrophes in the edit.

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        Duly noted homie.

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      You don’t have to be so dramatic.

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