• captainlezbian@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    10 days ago

    Well obviously an ied hidden in a wall and hooked up to a unmarked lightswitch is the ideal means of home defense, but you need a gun in case there’s a second wave of home invaders.

    • Maggoty@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      10 days ago

      See now, that’s just too much handy knowledge for me. I have just enough handyman knowledge to order a sign online that says, “Smile For The Flash!”