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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    The Lady of the Swordbox, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the box signifying by Divine Providence that I, Ininewcrow, was to carry Excalibur!

    That is why I am your king!

    • steventhedev@lemmy.world
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      Bottom rack retail workers distributing replica weaponry is hardly a good basis for a system of government

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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        2 days ago

        Be quiet!

        • BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world
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          You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery ren fair tart threw a sword at you!

          • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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            2 days ago

            Shut up!

            • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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              (gets grabbed by store security)

              Ah now we see the violence in the system.

              COME SEE THE VIOLENCE IN THE SYSTEM!

              HELP! HELP! I’M BEING REPRESSED!

              • Lemming421@lemmy.world
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                2 days ago

                Bloody shoppers!

                • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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                  “How’d you know he was a Karen?”

                  “'E ain’t got shit all over 'im.”

              • frostysauce@lemmy.world
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                A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL!?

                • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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                  10 hours ago

                  GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            If I was to say that I’m the emperor because some underpaid and overworked employee lobbed a foam claymore at me, they’d put me away!

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