You don’t roll around much? Jail.

You roll around too much? Believe it or not, jail.

We have the best dice in the world. Because of jail.

Fuck those fuckers. I critted twice in my last session and rolled minimum damage both times!

This is dice propaganda from bad dice that want you to stop punishing them. Don’t fall for it.

It’s less of a “dice jail” and more so a “dice oubliette”.

I’m irrationally angry at the fact that I can’t read the posters.

Look, this isn’t a diceocracy, its a dicetatorship. If they can’t roll right, perhaps they have no place in our society.