me: yea I can work under pressure

clearly having extreme anxiety from the pressure of the job interview

I genuinely am pretty stable under pressure. What happens, though, is that work will just keep piling on the pressure until you hit your breaking point.

Oh yeah I can work under pressure

Wait, you don’t mean with the song playing in the background?

I can work under pressure. Just not mental pressure.
Pressure from heavy blankets is fine though.