• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
    31·
    3 months ago

    5’ 7"

    How much do you weigh?

    Slightly uncomfortable? Wondering what that has to do with anything? Then why did you ask for my height?

    • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
      3·
      3 months ago

      Sir, this is a Wendy’s physician’s office. You’re here for your annual checkup. I am just taking down some basic information before the doctor arrives. Please unclench your fists so I can take your pulse/Ox.

    • ji17br@lemmy.ml
      03·
      3 months ago

      It’s really no surprise so many people on here complain they can’t get a girlfriend. Imagine being so butthurt over a simple question.

      • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
        1·
        3 months ago

        My comment was intended as a joke.

        Responding like that in reality would be slightly unhinged, much like the response in the comic.

        • ji17br@lemmy.ml
          02·
          3 months ago

          I guarantee a large portion of the people upvoting you fantasize about this happening, so they can come back with their “witty” remark.

          I’ve seen this exact thing all over here/reddit and trust me, it’s rarely a joke.