MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months agoAnon needs help to solve the mysterylemmy.worldimagemessage-square114fedilinkarrow-up1646arrow-down118
arrow-up1628arrow-down1imageAnon needs help to solve the mysterylemmy.worldMrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months agomessage-square114fedilink
minus-squarePhilipTheBucket@ponder.catlinkfedilinkarrow-up196·10 months agoI like how he clarifies that he lives alone. “Sure, one of my roommates could have come in and poked around in my butthole while I was sleeping. But no one was in a position to do such a thing.”
minus-squareunconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up30arrow-down1·10 months agoHey I had a roommate that would steal my inserted butt plugs while I was sleeping.
I like how he clarifies that he lives alone.
“Sure, one of my roommates could have come in and poked around in my butthole while I was sleeping. But no one was in a position to do such a thing.”
Occam’s razor and all that
Hey I had a roommate that would steal my inserted butt plugs while I was sleeping.
And then what?