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Mine got taken by the foreskin fairy. I didn’t even place it under the pillow. I had a nightmare, must’ve been moving around in my sleep when the pillow landed on my dick. In the morning I woke up without my foreskin and two bucks crumbled up and stuffed under my nutsack :(
What a terrible day to be able to read.
You guys are getting 2 bucks?
relatable
I heard someone say their boss has more foreskin than foresight and it stuck in my head for a few reasons…
I read this in Kristen Wiig’s SNL character Penelope’s voice
The way it’s written my mind immediately read it in the voice of Wheatley from Portal 2.
My uncle who works for Nintendo already got me a Sixskin.