CHICAGO—Warning that the bizarre proportions of his physique and odd sheen of his skin were clear signs that something must be wrong, health experts from the American Medical Association recommended Friday that people do the exact opposite of whatever Simon Cowell has been doing to his body. “We are not sure what he’s doing, but […]
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