Me today. I’ve been up 3 hours before even leaving for work. This is gonna be a long day…

Don’t worry, you can work a job where you normally wake up at 5am, and your body simply adapts to waking up at 1am.

Unrelated, today’s gonna suck.

Polyphasic sleep used to be normal until the industrial revolution. People would get up in the night, go on the street to chat for a while and then head back to bed for another few hours of sleep.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyphasic_sleep#Historical_"first_sleep"_and_"second_sleep"

Have a baby. At least you then have a reason lmao

For me, it’s walys 7 am. Waking up thinking I’m late for work. Only to go back to sleep and wake up 5 minutes before I’m due to clock in 😔