A wolf spider’s passport photo—up close and personal at 20X magnification! 🕷️
📸 Credit: Medienbunker Produktion
You found what on my web history?!
“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”
Rob Schneider, is a jumping spider! Rated PG13
Rob Schneider is dip derp a derpity!
is it called a jumping spider because that shit suddenly in my feed nearly made me jump out my goddamn skin!?
DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?
When you realise you’ve been caught in a web of your own lies.
I can’t believe you paid for winrar
Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.
I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?
Teeth hair.
WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY
This makes me highly uncomfortable
Mfw I turn on the selfie camera.
Have you seen my tweezers.
See kids? Monsters not bad! Monsters just… different! And different not bad!
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I have… Understandings