Ignoring literally everything else, the fact Putin wants Trump in the White House is reason enough to vote against him. It’s baffling how many boomers are suddenly on the side of Russia considering they lived through the cold war.

And that’s why you always pack a clean pair of underwear.

That was beautiful. Ben Shapiro doesn’t deserve to be debated, he should be dressed down and disregarded at every opportunity.

I went over my home data cap a couple times. The ISP rep was not amused when I called to have them bump my speed down to the lowest tier and add unlimited data. I pay less now and the speed difference is not noticeable for me with daily usage. I told them I was going to download random crap all day, delete, and redownload out of spite lol.

Oh man one time my apt building was being remodeled and they threw everything into a dumpster out back and left for a week. The smoke detectors in the pile were going off randomly all the damn time. I must have smashed 30 of those fuckers against the wall to shut them up.

It depends on how many dachshunds you’re willing to lose.

I’m sure there’s plenty, the trick is getting someone to enforce them.

He’s chasin da fishes now

Fair, enough

You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?

How do you feel about punctuation?

I’m glad someone else remembers that movie.

Run along girl, you’re free now!

I ate too many pot cookies once thinking they were weak and then went to bed a couple hours later. I had a dream of floating in complete blackness and then a blinding white light hit me along with the loudest sound I’ve ever heard. I woke up sitting bolt upright in bed sweating through my sheets then called my friend babbling about how I saw God in a dream lmao

I’m on a synthwavey kick right now so I’m calling out Maximum Love.

https://youtu.be/mpdZzAe35_Q

https://open.spotify.com/artist/6iDI0sHLIeFIkZk6BKJBVQ?si=N-DjClfbQIK4WLL5Lmr0pQ

It’s fine, they put stickers on them that say they’re just traveling and not actually being mailed.

The margins

Nice! Can’t wait for Tuesday, really feels like they’re cooking on the update.

He did great at making himself look bad.

Huh, I wonder what the common denominator was.