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arrow-up1308arrow-down1external-linkHomeland Security designates next Jan. 6 as a 'National Special Security Event'abcnews.go.comZeroCool@slrpnk.net to News@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squareEleventhHour@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·2 months agoThat’s ok. I can impregnate your cat and teach you how to read.
minus-squareEleventhHour@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 months agoObviously! If I were an alien, id be eating your cat and teaching you alienese!
That’s ok. I can impregnate your cat and teach you how to read.
Elon is that you?
Obviously! If I were an alien, id be eating your cat and teaching you alienese!
Swoon?