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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works ·
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DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism

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DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism

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WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constituted an act of domestic terrorism. “For the benefit of all Americans, anyone who posts or reposts photos from Mr. Musk’s PayPal days will be prosecuted for terrorism,” […]

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    If he had any sense he would have shaved and gone for the Lex Luthor look.

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      Worked for Bezos…

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        I bet Bezos loves Musk and Zuck for taking up some spotlight.

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      He still doesn’t believe he’s the villain

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