I say like and do you know what I mean constantly. Also “I’ve got it”
“Oop, sorry”
Can apply for a variety of situations such as someone accidentally bumping into me, me accidentally bumping into them, or making a little mistake on something. Sometimes I’ll even instinctively say it to inanimate objects that I knock over!
Hi canadian poster!
“Bro.” Started saying it ironically and accidentally rewired my brain.
“That’s fucky.”
For when I hate or don’t trust something.
Thanks Lenny from Lemmy!
Fuck? Kinda my favourite.
Haha me too fucking love it
“Upright and conscious” is my goto response to casual questions. I also preference almost every sentence with some modulation of “Yeah”, meaning everything from “Yeah, I agree wholeheartedly” to “Yeah, bro you sure you wanna do this?” to “yeahh so the cops are here and I told you so”"
“Alive and vertical” is my variation on that first one there. Sometimes I use “very low baseline” as an afterthought, because some folks seem confused by it.
I also say “I know English wasn’t my first language, but I could have sworn this made sense. Maybe we’re speaking different English.” I speak English just fine, without any trace of accent (beyond Chicago), but that makes people take a step back and pay attention to what I said or wrote.
Just remembered a few more:
When someone asks “how’s it going,” I’ll either respond “it goes” or “relentlessly,” depending on how relentlessly it goes.
In response to a question in a field in which I have little expertise, I shall respond with “I’m not a botanist.”
When multiple small things go wrong in quick succession, I may quip “Mondays, right?” only if the day is not Monday.
My response to “how are you?” Translates to “preferably well”
I tend to reply that I’m going “reasonable” mostly copying a dead friend who used to say it when asked. He died in his 90s of natural causes but was a really interesting fella. Homosexual, Jewish, Holocaust survivor, antiquities dealer.
It’s a service I provide free of charge.
“That’s fair.”
I’ve got new socks on.
“Santa polenta!”
= saint cornmeal mush
When something annoying or bad happens.
Keep on truckin
I like to say ‘lick dick in the shade’ for some reason
Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good.
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Thanks, sorry!
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Right on!
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Eeeeeee! Is pretty great for when I need to let people know I need them to make room for me but I’m too frazzled to speak properly.
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Words are hard, I’ll go again any time I speak gibberish instead of English
I am also forever yelling corner! I yell corner at the grocery store. I say corner when I am alone in my apartment. Yesterday I called out door! as I was opening the front door of my workplace into the empty parking lot.
Fam, you are invited to my next party.
Those ones are delightful!! I approve
So are you professionally cute, or are you just cute for fun?
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“First of all…”
I said it so many times while drunk once that my brother made a song mocking me. That was a wild night.
