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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

Maybe rethink that one and try again

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Maybe rethink that one and try again

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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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    What are the three wishes that would cause untold amounts of mental damage to marginalised people without death or permanent changes to their daily life?

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      Make only the next high feel like it’s the first one again, without overdosing.

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      I don’t think you can do this without causing some deaths and changes.

    • 野麦さん@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Give all trans people the bodies they want for 30 mins

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        Or just change everyone. Then you have people who never even realized they were

        • Allero@lemmy.today
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          And a lot of previously cis people now being trans

    • smeenz@lemmy.nz
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      Living in a country with a fascist government ?

  • MalReynolds@slrpnk.net
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    OP: I knew what I was wishing for…

    Bastard.

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    Nah gotta make it 30 minutes. That’s the true evil.

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      30 days…just enough to get tests and start to change their life.

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    Jokes on you, I give all blind people 30 seconds of sight once in their life at the single most useful moment. Blind people worldwide regain their sight just in time to avoid accidents, to see their loved ones right before they die, or to save their children from danger.

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      If they’ve been blind since birth, then their brain might not be capable of processing this completely new stimulus fast enough

      It’d be the equivalent of us being able to “see” magnetic flux using our nipples, for 30 seconds

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        While I might not be able to see the magnetic flux, I do certainly feel it with my nipples.

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      deleted by creator

  • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This is to make sure they are not overwhelmed an hour later when the next wish restores their sight permanently.

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    Devil: I must say I am a big fan

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    Why did I think this site was gonna be better than reddit? Yikes.

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      What if we wished to bring back officially 3rd party apps for Reddit only for 30 seconds, would that be a better meme?

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        I still have RiF installed…

        • kratoz29@lemm.ee
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          No patches?

          Are you a mod there?

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            It doesn’t work but I still have it

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    “Granted.”

    All blind people get eyesight for 30 seconds at different times while they’re asleep

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      Oof, monkey’s paw vibes right there

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    Bro really got the whole squad laughing with that one:

    😐😐😐😐

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    This is actually very clever. If they lose their sight again after 30 seconds then that is on the Genie’s head. You didn’t say for “only” 30 seconds.

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