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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

Anon critiques humanity

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Anon critiques humanity

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago
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    Because these are good questions, I’ll answer some;

    Physically weak

    Humans are incredible long distance runners. We did a lot of hunting by “Chase it until it collapses”

    9 months/15 years

    Our brains take a loooooong time to mature, but it’s worth it. We can plan ahead without relying on survival instincts, and we keep making amazing discoveries like fire and clothes

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      We’re basically horror movie tropes

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        • Jumi@lemmy.world
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          I miss r/HFY

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        And while dogs have been bred to be subservient, Cats CHOSE to associate with us, the little psychos.

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        Idk about domesticating part

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          This means prehistoric humans persistence-hunting wolves is canonical to the crazyness2400verse.

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          It puts the lotion on (?)

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      deleted by creator

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        Weren’t designed at all in in fact.

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        People think of evolution as needing A+ to pass, when C- is enough.

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          Heck, D- is. “Did it live long enough to produce offspring? Good enough!”

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            I tough you need a minimum grade of C- to pass

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              D- has always meant barely passing to me. You got more than 50%! Depends on who’s doing the grading.

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              It depends on the school.

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