🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months agoAnon needs moneysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1284arrow-down113
arrow-up1271arrow-down1imageAnon needs moneysh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months agomessage-square29fedilink
minus-squareLostXOR@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up308arrow-down2·4 months agoYou can tell it’s a fake story because the cops are actually looking for clues and going through camera footage instead of just saying “tough luck”.
minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up121·4 months agoYou can also tell it’s a fake story because it’s on 4chan
minus-squareQwazpoi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40arrow-down1·4 months agoYou can tell it’s gay because it’s not his aunt’s house it’s his aunts house meaning his aunt and her wife which also makes that his other aunt.
minus-squareRagdoll X@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 months ago☝🤓 actually every story posted to 4chan is real, 4chan told me so
minus-squareempireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·4 months agoDepends, if OP’s aunt lived in an affluent enough area, they’ll be looking.
minus-squareSnowclone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·4 months ago100% cops DO NOT like opening misdemeanor cases ever. It hurts their felony conviction rate that gets them all their raises and promotions.
minus-squareTHCDenton@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·4 months agoBurglary isnt a felony?
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·4 months agoThat it is. And I imagine a number of these are a neighbor, like in this case.
You can tell it’s a fake story because the cops are actually looking for clues and going through camera footage instead of just saying “tough luck”.
You can also tell it’s a fake story because it’s on 4chan
You can tell it’s gay because it’s not his aunt’s house it’s his aunts house meaning his aunt and her wife which also makes that his other aunt.
☝🤓 actually every story posted to 4chan is real, 4chan told me so
Depends, if OP’s aunt lived in an affluent enough area, they’ll be looking.
100% cops DO NOT like opening misdemeanor cases ever. It hurts their felony conviction rate that gets them all their raises and promotions.
Burglary isnt a felony?
That it is. And I imagine a number of these are a neighbor, like in this case.