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g a r l i c b r e a d
Easy. Garlic bread.
Already got a wife who loves me. And if she were to pass away, I have a lifetime supply of garlic bread. What sane woman wouldn’t want access to that?
A lifetime supply of dates with garlic bread loving ladies!
But what if they only love you for your infinite garlic bread? You’d never find true love again.
a vampire gf that will suck your blood from the veins in your cock during blowjob
That’s incredibly specific , but I dont kink shame.
