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schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 个月前

Easter Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoes

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Easter Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoes

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    There’s not a single mention of Americans “dyeing potatoes” in this entire article, except for the title and an allusion to a youtube video explaining how to dye potatoes. That’s it. Who comes up with these ridiculous titles? Oh right, robots.

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      Americans are dyeing ONIONS confirmed.

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        Cutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.

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        I can give a more creditable source.

        My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.

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          You heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!

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          Christ. Has this ever happened before?!?!

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        I recently heard America has the Guinness World Record for most dyed onions in roundabouts.

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      The lack of any photos of anything other than dyed real eggs and an instagram post from a cooking blog showing off their nicely decorated chocolate eggs is also a big tip off.

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