Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square171fedilinkarrow-up1764arrow-down111
arrow-up1753arrow-down1imageI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square171fedilink
minus-squareBruncvik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoSpoiler alert: it’s already happened, and all the virtuous people already ascended to heaven.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoI REFUSE to believe gahd has put me on par with Karen by leaving both of us on Earth! I demand to talk to his manager!
minus-squareMobileDecay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·21 hours agoMy nipples are on fire. Send help. 😢
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 day agoThat explains why I’m still here.
Spoiler alert: it’s already happened, and all the virtuous people already ascended to heaven.
I REFUSE to believe gahd has put me on par with Karen by leaving both of us on Earth! I demand to talk to his manager!
My nipples are on fire. Send help. 😢
That explains why I’m still here.