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minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up113·1 年前I just want to smell like something other than tree, cold tree, or beach episode tree.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down2·1 年前How about tree chopped into firewood?
minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up15·edit-21 年前Sawdust, yes. Idle firewood loitering, no. Burning tree bones, yes. Vanilla cookies, fuck yes.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前I don’t like wanting to eat myself constantly
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 年前Building furniture out of oak, being in and around that much white oak sawdust and shavings, made me smell like an empty bourbon bottle.
minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前My old job also made me smell like an empty whiskey bottle, but it was an office.
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 年前What about sea salt & gunpowder? Someone might question your masculinity and sexual orientation otherwise!
minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前Hear me out, gunpowder and ozone so you smell like what astronaut say space smells like.
minus-squarebluewing@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前Ahh, you are a manly man and ready for Duke Cannon Naval Supremacy bar soap or perhaps Victory! is more for you. ***Google Duke Cannon for an amusing marketing strategy of men’s products. Who doesn’t want a Big Ass Bar of Soap?
minus-squaretrainsaresexy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前One day I plan to enter the cologne phase of life but it hasn’t happened yet. I like smells but I don’t like mall shopping.
I just want to smell like something other than tree, cold tree, or beach episode tree.
How about tree chopped into firewood?
Sawdust, yes.
Idle firewood loitering, no.
Burning tree bones, yes.
Vanilla cookies, fuck yes.
I don’t like wanting to eat myself constantly
Well hello there!
Building furniture out of oak, being in and around that much white oak sawdust and shavings, made me smell like an empty bourbon bottle.
My old job also made me smell like an empty whiskey bottle, but it was an office.
What about sea salt & gunpowder? Someone might question your masculinity and sexual orientation otherwise!
Hear me out, gunpowder and ozone so you smell like what astronaut say space smells like.
Ahh, you are a manly man and ready for Duke Cannon Naval Supremacy bar soap or perhaps Victory! is more for you.
***Google Duke Cannon for an amusing marketing strategy of men’s products. Who doesn’t want a Big Ass Bar of Soap?
One day I plan to enter the cologne phase of life but it hasn’t happened yet. I like smells but I don’t like mall shopping.