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minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up113·2 months agoI just want to smell like something other than tree, cold tree, or beach episode tree.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down2·2 months agoHow about tree chopped into firewood?
minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up15·edit-22 months agoSawdust, yes. Idle firewood loitering, no. Burning tree bones, yes. Vanilla cookies, fuck yes.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoI don’t like wanting to eat myself constantly
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoBuilding furniture out of oak, being in and around that much white oak sawdust and shavings, made me smell like an empty bourbon bottle.
minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoMy old job also made me smell like an empty whiskey bottle, but it was an office.
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoWhat about sea salt & gunpowder? Someone might question your masculinity and sexual orientation otherwise!
minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoHear me out, gunpowder and ozone so you smell like what astronaut say space smells like.
minus-squarebluewing@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoAhh, you are a manly man and ready for Duke Cannon Naval Supremacy bar soap or perhaps Victory! is more for you. ***Google Duke Cannon for an amusing marketing strategy of men’s products. Who doesn’t want a Big Ass Bar of Soap?
minus-squaretrainsaresexy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoOne day I plan to enter the cologne phase of life but it hasn’t happened yet. I like smells but I don’t like mall shopping.
I just want to smell like something other than tree, cold tree, or beach episode tree.
How about tree chopped into firewood?
Sawdust, yes.
Idle firewood loitering, no.
Burning tree bones, yes.
Vanilla cookies, fuck yes.
I don’t like wanting to eat myself constantly
Well hello there!
Building furniture out of oak, being in and around that much white oak sawdust and shavings, made me smell like an empty bourbon bottle.
My old job also made me smell like an empty whiskey bottle, but it was an office.
What about sea salt & gunpowder? Someone might question your masculinity and sexual orientation otherwise!
Hear me out, gunpowder and ozone so you smell like what astronaut say space smells like.
Ahh, you are a manly man and ready for Duke Cannon Naval Supremacy bar soap or perhaps Victory! is more for you.
***Google Duke Cannon for an amusing marketing strategy of men’s products. Who doesn’t want a Big Ass Bar of Soap?
One day I plan to enter the cologne phase of life but it hasn’t happened yet. I like smells but I don’t like mall shopping.