#unexpectedRimworld
Why is goo gone in the fridge?
Hmmm. Is that the East side breakroom?
The contents of this fridge are disturbing. Dry oatmeal? Goo gone?
My first thought, too. I was wondering if I have been storing my Goo Gone wrong.
I want some of that extra creamy redd wi
you cook the oatmeal in milk and water, then use goo gone to dry it out again. rinse and repeat
I have a compulsion to grab a marker and change one of those numbers.
At least their coworkers know who the vampire is.
add 1 rice grain to see what happens
Rice is good when you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.
Yeah I used to like rice. I still do, but I used to, too.
It’s 7/5 with rice.
I still need to hear someone who eats other people’s lunch try to defend themselves
I’m a poison tester for the king Kurlakobec the Third.
Sounds like your workplace has some abusive power dynamics… You deserve better
I say these lobsters and wine are poisoned and then take them home. Autocracy breeds some useful forms of corruption as lifehacks. On the flipside, I can put snort on their dinner and say it’s okay to keep my karma balanced.
Is that Moo Goo Gone sauce in the back?
and lots of tasty styrofoam bits for extra seasoning