The sad thing is I can see this getting made.
The fact that they show a Dark Souls poster and proceed to describe an Elden ring movie is very funny. Like the producers don’t know the difference.
they’d be proud of the fact that they never played video games, let alone the source material.
look at interviews surrounding halo paramount, “we want to tell our own story in this setting” then proceeds to make garbage that actively disrespects the source.
“We didn’t look at the game. We didn’t talk about the game. We talked about the characters and the world. So I never felt limited by it being a game.”
The quote is amazing.
that’s an even better quote than the one I remembered
Was the minecraft movie ai generated
Just a matter of time until this trailer gets made. I remember the Oppenheimer one and now that we’ve got the AI trailers, you don’t even need an actual movie to use as source material this time.
“Rock of Ages” was good too
It might be one of the only jukebox musicals I don’t want to kill with a brick, but let’s aim higher
“Ah sweet, a new Miyazaki film!”
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They need to combine forces so Studio Ghibli makes a Dark Souls/Elden Ring movie, and Fromsoft makes a game about Princess Mononoke or something.
“they ruined it! There aren’t even bonfires in elden ring! In lore theyre called this-games-thing!”
Fuck it, I’m down
The “Who let the dogs out” soundtrack made me lose my shit.
You know, I don’t think I’ve ever heard that song in full. Apparently the dogs are metaphorical
Tbh, i’d love a dark souls movie with Jack Black and Nick Cage.
You’re on the money, Cageman is who this movie needs
Jack Black as Solaire would work. I can see the jolly cooperation now
And a shaven Adam Sandler as patches. This would truly be an awful film. I’d see it. Not in theaters, certainly. Not even my own streaming subscription. But eventually I’ll be on someone’s couch and exactly drunk enough to dare them to put it on.
This is how I ended up seeing Sonic 3.
Did I enjoy Jim Carrey? Yes, very much so.
Do I want to go back and see Sonic 2, which I completely missed? No.You did it right
I hate that I can visualize this greentext so easily.
Jack Black being in a movie is not a positive. Like any movie with The Rock or Ryan Reynolds. Instantly on the no watch list.
The whole thing is a joke…
I actually really like Ryan Reynolds, if he’s in a movie I’m excited about it. Like Green Lantern.
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Goddamnit I give up with the formatting
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Backslash, not forward slash.
Thaaaanks
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Sweet baby Jesus I can see this whole thing in my head every time I read it, these previews are so cookie cutter it’s insane
I absolutely hate this, but can’t deny that it’s accurate
