Assuming you’re a mortal, you shouldn’t have to worry about it in your lifetime. However, if you have sold your soul for immortality, you should wash once every 666th celestial alignment. CAUTION! You should never use regular soap and water, especially anything marketed as sacred or holy water, as this can agitate the skin. Instead, you can find chicken blood in the meat department, or sometimes it is labeled as fishing bait. This is an all-natural alternative. Don’t be afraid to experiment by making your own—there’s nothing quite like organic, homemade products, and you can use higher-quality ingredients than what you find in stores, such as sheep’s blood or the blood of your firstborn. Your immortal soul will thank you for it—oops, silly you, you already sold that.

Don’t shampoo goats, they fuckin hate water and will be massive assholes about it

Brush them every few days or so and they’re fine (that’s overkill but I like to let mine) and if something nasty gets on them soaking the brush with warm water usually makes them okay-ish with the water so you can get the gunk off em

Baphomet, being a goat and from hell, is very similar I’d assume, but probably even more averse to water

Not more than once a month. Their natural skin oils protect against the fires of hell

Mfw the goat is goated

Thank you!

is there a version in English with the author’s info attached? i want to share it with my English speaking friends, but not be a fuck about it.

There’s a manga where that’s the original premise, except the summoner immediately asks the demon to marry him instead