If I’m forced to vote for this asshole I’m going to bitch the entire time.

Why? Because it’s bullshit and I’m allowed to.

Fuck the Democratic Party.

Sorry bud, gotta vote blue no matter who.

And if you don’t like it then you’re a whiny child.

Always have been.

Using the constitution to run a nation of this size is like trying to run a modern data center with punch cards.

It needs to go because it’s not effective in curbing abuses, like this ruling shows.

I got it for free like four years ago and have barely used it since

Bean. Orbs.

But a device you kind of use sometimes (if you remember you own it)

Oh shit I do own one. Thanks for the reminder

Damn, guess I shouldn’t have been paying my taxes.

Guess that’s just the violence inherent in the system.

At what point can I stop pretending we have a functioning government?

And why Germany, which has low pork prices, has the McRib year round

I think the overlap is people who drive around a lot.

That’s why every conservative profile pic is them in a truck: They only had Rush to listen to for all of the 90s and most of the 00s

And he was on during the day. The real whack jobs were on at like 2am talking about literal aliens

The dystopia is even more boring now because kids will have remote school instead of a snow day.

Everyone is a senior engineer with an idiot intern now.

I don’t know, I already hate it a lot

Whoever wrote that doesn’t realize Canadians can also be immigrants.

Describing what they want in plain, human language is impossible for stakeholders.

Fewer votes

Lemmy votes are more valuable because there are fewer of them.

I like the term “blue shelled” as it’s someone near last place targeting someone in first.