I volunteer at a horse stables because it’s good for my mental health. I started getting lessons at a different stables and offered volunteering services if they need it and the owner got real confused because she thought I was asking for a job. Like no, I like farm work and want to help horse farmers for free because it makes me happy

“Don’t worry, you can just sue them and drag it in courts for decades because they have armies of lawyers. Look, it’s just part of the process so we can have Freedom TM©®.”

Hey folks, I’ve been asleep for the past few hundred years. Can’t wait to see how the profit motive has universally overlapped with providing the most utility to society! Such a neat little hack.

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Uh oh. Uhhhh… Oh no…

“I owe my soul to the company store.” - 1946

Hey, I can help you navigate all those scams. Just buy my ebook for $4.99 on Amazon.

Super cool, thanks for asking

Sorry, “has become”?

Oh, my sweet summer child.