Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months agoFederal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremonytheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square99fedilinkarrow-up1577arrow-down14
arrow-up1573arrow-down1external-linkFederal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremonytheonion.comViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square99fedilink
minus-squareglimse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47arrow-down2·8 months agoPraise be to Subaru for saving you from such a cruel fate. No one should have to feel dumb wearing a seatbelt!
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 months agoCoincidentally, anyone feeling dumb for wearing a seatbelt most probably IS dumb (but not for wearing a seatbelt).
Praise be to Subaru for saving you from such a cruel fate. No one should have to feel dumb wearing a seatbelt!
Coincidentally, anyone feeling dumb for wearing a seatbelt most probably IS dumb (but not for wearing a seatbelt).